Squishing The Squid

What is Squishing The Squid?

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

See masturbation, pruning, polishing, pearl

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