What is Squitch?
1.
Squirrel + Bitch; Small rodent with the ability of climbing trees to get nuts and being as cruel and sarcastic as possible.
"Holy Shit! Its a squitch! O.O"
"What the chip you looking at? >.>"
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2.
A wet fart, especially the sneaky kind when you feel you can get away with a normal fart before you go to the toilet.
Damn! I just did a squitch at band practice and my chair STINKS!
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3.
When your nickname is squirrel and you bitch alot
Josh Yoho is a squitch
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