What is Sralan?
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Term used to address the boss of the Amstrad company and star of the UK version of television programme 'The Apprentice', Sir Alan Sugar. The term is used as Sralan hates both his name (Alan) and the title of Sir, due to disagreements with the Queen over the price of a soiled rug in 1975.
Please Sralan! Don't cut off my balls!
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