What is Sri Lanka?
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Sri Lanka a beautiful country in which people like A.Holmes are even accepted. Dispite the civil war between the Sinhalese and Tamils,Sri Lanka still remains as Asia's Tropical Paradise.
no man...it ain't fuck Sri Lankans...itz FUCK U A.HOLMES. What u got 2 say 2 dat mo'fucka?
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The pearl shaped island off the coast of India that is the only home to the Sinhala civilization and one of the places where large numbers of Tamils reside. It has a long history that is found in a biased form in the Mahavamsha as well as a long religious threvada buddhist tradition and saiva hindu tradition. It is home of the burghers of Portugese and Dutch descent.
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A country that has land which has not been killed by industried such as corporate America
Nigger : Yoa dawg my throats killin i cant breathe
Wigger : Yo bwai we need to hit some sri lankan air. Theyz gots no dumbass punanis over dere.
A. Homles : I wanna come too.
Nigger and Wigger : Yo fuck off cracka
*A. Holmes gets his ass kicked
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Sri Lanka (Ceylon) - A Land Like No Other... This is true for all the negative connotations... A typical neighborhood - House, Cemetery, Train Station, Factory, Church and a Garbage Dump all situated next to each other... There are 1000s of ministers, ranging from Minister for Cows to Minister for Charcoal!!! You go to a Restaurant or Supermarket and the Seller becomes the King, not you! The waiter will say the food will be ready in 20 minutes, but you will have to probably multiply that by at least 3 to get the exact time you will receive your meal. Don't travel on buses and tri-shaws, the drivers are on "Need for Speed" mode!!! The pavement or sidewalk is used by vehicles as well, so beware! If you're pregnant, avoid coming to Sri Lanka, since the roads consist of craters that would even shock the Moon! If you are a foreigner, you will find the locals unusually friendly and helpful, this is only because they expect a quick buck or the more ambitious ones will want you to help get them out of the island! The only country in the world to have a party formed by Buddhist Monks who continue to accuse the British of ruining Sri Lanka's culture during their colonial period which ended over 61 years ago and demanding a large compensation! I wonder how the monks would react if the British Government were to say that they would pay the compensation, but in return they would take back the railway lines, roads, tea estates, rubber estates, hospitals, schools, universities and so on and so forth... Welcome to Sri Lanka - The Land like No Other!
Sri Lanka - The Ultimate Paradox
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Originally known as Ceylon while under British rule until 1972 which is when it gained its independence.
Sri Lanka is a beautiful tropical paradise located just south of India.
The population is predominantly Buddhist with small proportions of Hindus and Christians. With the conclusion of the civil war between the Singhalese and the Tamils, Sri Lanka has great prospects; it already has the highest literacy rate in South East Asia (93%) as well as the highest capita per head. Sri Lanka also boasts a strong modern industrial economy.
The people of Sri Lanka are known to be friendly and placid, for example if their cricket team loses they will not take to the streets burning effigies and stoning the cricketers houses, as is often the case in India..
There are also very few occurrences of terrorist attacks compared with countries with a high proportion of Muslims (Pakistan) because most of the country follow more peaceful religions such as Buddhism, Christianity and Hinduism which do not create extremists and are fully tolerant of other religions.
It is because of this that Asian countries like India and Sri Lanka are continuing to prosper while Pakistan is falling apart at the seams.
Indian : Hey i cant believe your team lost, isnt everyone back home going to be burning effigies of the players and throwing stuff at their houses?
Sri Lankan: no of course not ,we'll be disappointed but we don’t have to show it in that way. We have a lot of respect for our team and would never treat them like that.
India : Whatever man, seriously when India went out in the first round of the world cup in 2007 we burnt effigies of every player and smashed Dhonis house to pieces. Serves them right for playing so badly
Sri Lankan : Why would you do that? its just a game.
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The land of the long last names.
These names are long because they consist of sentences put together.
Saravanalanganingham is an unusually short Sri Lankan last name.
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the best country in the world until the white man came and ruined it all for the natives.kiill ever1 except sri lankans pls indians
there is fucking civil war because of that shit does anyone realise that.
