What is Sri Lankan Shrink Wrap?


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When a male executes his ejaculation phase on a womans face, the male leaves it to dry. Then the male eats some indian food. After it has passed through his bowels, he releases his colon and sprays a mass amount of fecal matter onto the same female's face. After it has dried, he throws a latex condom over her head and slaps her vagina. (Once was used by Yassir Arafat on a vietnamese prostitute in Burbank)

Man that fool just gave that trick a Sri Lankan Shrink Wrap!

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