What is Sri Lankan Shrink Wrap?


1.

When a male executes his ejaculation phase on a womans face, the male leaves it to dry. Then the male eats some indian food. After it has passed through his bowels, he releases his colon and sprays a mass amount of fecal matter onto the same female's face. After it has dried, he throws a latex condom over her head and slaps her vagina. (Once was used by Yassir Arafat on a vietnamese prostitute in Burbank)

Man that fool just gave that trick a Sri Lankan Shrink Wrap!

See sri, lankan, shrink, wrap, poop, fo, sho, manhattan, eggs, bacon, waffles, bowels, turd, and, now, i, have, to, go, take, a, dookie, bitch


96

Random Words:

1. A chavvy word, used to describe a person who does not seem interested in interaction with the opposite sex. Comes from the word Uptight,..
1. a relationship that is characterized by no sex sometimes for religious reasons Guy 1: I have a new girlfriend but she prays 10 hours ev..
1. An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky ..