What is Srikanth?
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A Srikanth is a bookworm who hates sports and physical activities and loves working with the computer
and incedentally turns out to be a boy.
He is such a Srikanth, always reading, computing and never playing with us.
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Srikanth has multiple meanings and origins. The Indian version of Srikanth means Unknown. The version of Srikanth means Sree represents respect, esteem, wisdom, light, wealth and fortune!.
and they can sometimes be assholes
1. I met a Srikanth last night
~Sucks for u
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noun (SREE-CUNT) or (SRI-LANKA), plural - Srikanths: an unknown subspecies of either Canis familiaris (dogs) or anthropoid primates (apes) native to Sri Lanka that were once thought to be extinct. Although there has been much speculation on the origin of this subspecies, many scientists believe it to have originated from a mutation developed from the contact between the species listed above and the dung of Sus scrofa (pigs). Most of these species were killed off by humans due to their tendency to contract deadly diseases. Therefore up until the last four years, the Srikanth, or "Demon Creature Resembling Testicles" as defined by natives, was thought to be completely eradicted. However during the Fall of 2004, scientists found living Srikanths in a desolate cave in Colombo, the capital of Sri Lanka. Once found, most scientists vomited at the sight as modern man is not accustomed to such a hideous creature. Currently, the Srikanths are held in a private reserve in Colombo, and although there have been attempts to bring the Srikanths into public life (like zoos), the Srikanths have proved to be a loss of profit to the zoo as they have had a total of 0 visitors. Mating was a difficult task of the scientists, as other forms of this subspecies have died out and the Srikanths found were all males. Due to years of research, scientists believe that these were of twenty Srikanth born from one mother. These Srikanths are the only survivors, and due to the lack of female mates, the Srikanths began to mate with eachother. Being an obviously retarded subspecies, the srikanths did not realize that mating with other males cannot produce offspring. Yet these subspecies continue to have this strange sexual behavior, and have thus been named the first homsexual suubspecies in the world. Although being watched continously by scientists, one Srikanth reportedly broke out of its preserve, somehow accidentally traveling to the United States by boat. It is believed that the boat was headed near the south of the United States, possibly Texas, but little information is known.
HOLY CRAP, ITS A SRIKANTH! EW IT'S SO GROSS! GET IT AWAY! CRAP ITS TRYING TO HUG ME! OH DUDE IT SMELLS LIKE CRAP! OMG KILL IT, KILL IT!!
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