Srumlums Edit Meaning

1. A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule. "Remember that software bug I found..

1. Stiff swollen nipples. (preferably female) Throw some cold water on a girls t-shirt, pink bullets will show. See stiff, pink, swollen,..

1. Meaning either gay sex between men, puking on ones rectum, using a dildo on another mans rusty sheriffs badge, or shitting bricks 1) Ma..