Ssoj

What is Ssoj?


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SQL Statement of Justice. The database query that brings down Sephiroth and resurrects Aeris; the relationship that solves Life, the Universe, and Everything; the holy grail of RDBMS (Richard Dick-Butt M. Stallman.)

"Sanjay, we need to find out, from the clients we have who have ordered more than 20 reams of #22 eggshell A4, which of them have had outstanding accounts of more than $10,000 for three months, in descending order of contact phone number."

"SSoJ to the rescue!"

See deadeye, homeless, lonely, sql, nerd


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