What is St. Albans?
1.
a proper ghetto town in hertfordshire wid drive-bys and shit, der is turf wars and everything.
guy 1: yo, wanna go St. Albans
guy 2: u wanna get killd in da ghetto ur stupid man.
2.
Suburb in the west of Melbourne, Australia. High chances of you getting poisoned by a pork roll or being mugged by a fierce homeless granny wearing mockies (see 'mockies').
'hey moite, duz siz trayn goda s'nawb'ns?'
3.
A City 10 miles outside North London, England where all the other St. Albans got their name from due to English colonisation on other continents.
Paul: Lets go on the pull in St. Albans tonight.
Simon: I don't know Paul, they all rich bitches out there who are well desperate.
Paul: And the problem is?
Simon: You're right. Lets go.
