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The phrase women use when they want to hear your heart actually break.
Often said after weeks of cock teasing.
For maximum effect, no..
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When a man's belly hangs over his small tool. His belly is bigger than his dick.
"Did you see that dude Becky, he was checki..
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What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.
I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment fro..
