St. Brendan High

What is St. Brendan High?


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Catholic High school in Miami, Florida. Informally called "The Reject School" by some. This is because those who do not get in to schools of higher quality, namely Our Lady of Lourdes, Belen, Christopher Columbus, and Carrollton, wind up at St. Brendan high. Also, students who get kicked out of the higher quality schools for doing drugs end up at St. Brendan. Very few students who graduate from this school have a chance of getting into their college of choice. Those who do get into their college of choice, probably made a poor choice to begin with. The school is made up of mostly females, with a slim male population. Academically speaking, their curricula is one of the worst in the southeastern part of the United States. Their school mascot is the saber, which is basically an extinct tiger with fangs.

P1:Who's that bum on the corner of 8th street?

P2: Some chick who graduated from St. Brendan High.

P1: Bummer.

St. Brendan student: Hi, may I take your order?

P1: I'll have a double cheeseburger and a McFlurry.

See retarded, saber, dumb


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