St. Joseph High School Edit Meaning

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Often called St. Hoe's, St. Joseph High School is a small Catholicschool located in Kenosha, WI, across the street from 2 bars and about 10 min. north of the Illinois border. Because of this, some (but very few) of it's students are from northern Illinois cities like Waukegan, North Chicago (see nogo), and Zion. Most students from Waukegan leave after freshmen year to attend the Waukegan UGC.

St. Joe's is also a kindergarten, junior high, and high school combine into one building. Despite this, you will still be able to remember everyone's name in one day. The high school students get most of the building (which is HUGE but only has a few hundred kids. There is a ton of empty space and class rooms they don't use), and the kindergarten & junior high gets one short hallway on the "out-of-the-way" side of the building. The attic used to be a where the nuns lived when the teachers where all nuns (there is still one left), but is now off limits because students used to hide up there, smoke, and give head.

The students there are the stereotypical white, rich, materialistic jocks that spend daddy's money at Abercrombie and Fitch& Hollister Co., idolize the characters on the O.C., and get wasted on weekends. The very few poser kids are confused and can't tell the difference between a Goth, metal head, hippie, emo, skater, and punk and think they're all the same thing.

The high school colors are gold & blue and the junior high colors are gold & black. The mascot is a lancer sitting on a horse. Sometimes they will just use a sheild with "SJ" written on it.

The situation between Kenosha (the poor town with rich white people) kids and Waukegan (the "ghetto" black/Mexican town) kids has always been an issue there. K-townkids act tight with the Wauk-town kids but talk smack about them when they're not around. Teachers are told to keep an eye out for them and they can't participate in after school activities because the only way to get home is by special Illinois buses or driving 30 min. there and back. 99% of the fights at St. Joe's happen between Waukegan and Kenosha students. The 847usually winning.

The tuition is ridiculously high, and still there's a different fund raiser every week. The plays are high budget, but the acting usually sucks. The cafeteria has a lot of food, but people only eat the french fries. There's no heat in the winter, and the windows stay open. Overall, St. Joseph is just your average money-sucking private school.

Theology is likeohmygod a SO hard at St. Joseph High School. Buy me some fries and gag me with a spoon.

See kenosha, wisconsin, illinois, waukegan, nogo, racists, abercrombie and fitch