St. Louis Special

What is St. Louis Special?


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When your wife or girlfriend is sucking your cock and performs the following four operations simultaneously while watching bill o-reilly and your dick is in her mouth and right before you cum: 1. tug balls (gently). 2. hum the star spangled banner (or national anthem of your choice). 3. tickle the taint or slight anal insertion of index finger or pinky finger. 4. significant other must wink three and a half times. upon successful completion of the st. louis special, you will receive a gift certificate to imo's pizza in the amount of $5.58.

"Yo, did you hear last night my boy jamieson gave kate the st. louis special?"

"Yeah, I heard it took her three tries to get the certificate!"

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