What is St. Patrick's Day?
1.
Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink
"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."
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a day where everyone pretends to be
irish
3.
Supposed to be on the Island = A national holiday in Ireland celebrating the life of St. Patrick, where you even got to forget Lent for a day.
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
-Oh man! St. Patrick's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!
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An excuse for getting (wasted).
Man 1: Hey, were gonna get piss drunk tomorow, wanna come?
Man2: Whats the occasion?
Man1: It's St. Patrick's Day!
Man 2: OH yeah!!
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A day to commemorate that famous Briton who was born in Banna Venta Berniae, Cumbria, England.
Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.
It's wonderful to think that St. Patrick's Day is spent celebrating another famous Englishman.
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