What is St. Petersburg?
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Argueably the most beautiful city on the west coast of
A city of the West Coast of Florida.
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1. A city in Russia close to the capital of Moscow.
2. A city in Florida that thinks it is as cool as the city in Russia.
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Laurie: Where was that cracker born?
Lillian: You mean mike? St. Petersburg.
Laurie: Oh right, I always knew he was rushing, I mean Russian.
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Dale: Isn't St. Petersburg in Florida?
Nick: Yeah, but the one is Russia is so much better of a city to visit.
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A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida.
St. Petersburg is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed?
Some things to do in St. Petersburg are:
1. Getting fucked up.
2. Eating crap shrooms from Gulf Port.
3. Smoking crap weed.
4. Eating crap.
5. Trying to find a place to smoke without the cops climbing out of a storm drain and surprising you.
6. Driving down 1st. ave really fast.
7. Sneaking into and de-facing abandoned buildings.
8. Screaming at people while your driving down the street.
9. Screaming at the people waiting to get some ice cream from the Candy Kitchen while your driving down the street.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the shit tourist store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get the fuck out of this hell hole.
Me: "Finally, a place to smoke this crap weed we bought here in... ST. PETERSBURG..."
Friend: "... why did you just say... 'ST.PETERSBURG'?"
Me: "Because these clowns at Urban Dictionary said I had to use 'ST. PETERSBURG' in the example.."
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A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida. Not to be mistaken with St. Petersburg, Russia or some holy religious gas bag named Saint Petersburg that the two citys are respectively named after.
St. Petersburg, FL is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed? We're also home to some of the worst drivers in the world.. I've already been in three car accidents and I've been driving for two days.
Us inhabitants of St. Pete.. on a daily basis to kill the boredom.. tend to drink too much, ingest handfulls of shrooms we find in crap fields outside of tampa, sniff glue, inhale dust-off, suck the CO2 out of whip cream cans, snort anything that looks like a pill and smoke pounds of dirty garbage weed.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" on a Friday night to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side or west side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the retail store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get out of this hell hole.
Family on Vacation: "YAY! We're going to FLORIDA!"
'Family on vacation arriving in Florida'
Family on vacation, finally in St. Petersburg:"Wow, this place blows more than Canada.."
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