What is St. Petersburg Christian School?
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Founded in 1979, St. Petersburg Christian School has been stealing innocent children's souls for over 35 years. The establishment succeeds in stealing thousands of dollars from poor parents, who don't understand the evil their child is involved in.
The schools website makes you feel safe with their outdated picture of teachers who have already quit, students who graduated ten years ago, and other worthless information. They repeat the phrase "No Child Left Behind," despite them abandoning kids from the bus numerous times. The claim that they base their teaching on God and the Bible, even though all of the teachers worship Satan.
The timid children are ruled by their dictator-like teachers. Many of the younger elementary students "love the school," showing what measures the school goes to brainwash the children. Fortunately, middle schoolers see the truth. The middle school basically consists of a group of unknown sixth graders, strange seventh graders, and eighth graders who just want to get the hell out of there.
The eighth graders tend to be condemned to SPCS by their parents who think that the school is better from their previous public school that they were expelled from. They usually hate all of the teachers, save maybe Mrs. DeSisto or Mr. Aunspaugh, and act rebellious by going the wrong way down the hallway. They bend the rules and make excuses, making every attempt to go against the school's conservative, psuedo-Christian beliefs. Among these rebels is a lonely emo-kid, Scott Neville, a couple nerds/anime-freaks (ie. Sidney Tran), along with some poser-jocks, such as Dalton Clark.
The "principal" of the school is Mr. Clagg, or Mr. Cla-g-g. He is a pretty cool individual who resembles a lumberjack and even called his own students "son-of-a-bitch" after being bumped into. However, the real evil dictator of the school is Mr. Mullen. The obese man thinks he owns the school, and is best buds with Mr. Clagg. He tells the students what to do, although all they do is laugh at him behind his back. He has done just about nothing to teach us, but instead talks about what failures we are. This evil man brought about the one-way hallway, a tragedy that affects us still.
The other teachers include a bald Air Force retiree/Science teacher who despises a handful of students, a kind and unintentionally hilarious math teacher, one obese Mr. Mullen, a manic-depressive fresh out of college confused English teacher, a pretty awesome History teacher, a handful of strange lunch monitors, booooring Health/PE teachers, a squeaky voiced Georgian pants-too-high computer teacher who thinks she's 18, and a crazy, crazy Dominican.
The teachers think they're the shit, the students don't give a shit, and the school is shit.
Uh, I go to St. Petersburg Christian School.
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A nice school, for perfect robotic children whith no life. The perfect placement for losers and other such, no lifed nerds.
The contiuned plethera of posers that come to the school is progressingly getting worse. From the "pre-scences" to the wannabe "gangsta gnagstas". The school founded in 1971, is filled with posers and lame children. Only a few cool people have remained, some in the 8th grade and others in 7th and 6th.
The school has small facilities, and limited supplies and funds. It has retarded PMSing teachers who snap and anyone and everyone.
It has unneeded dress code rules. And unnessecary rules in general. there is one teacher who teaches spanish who is completly retarded, she doesnt even speak english. She snaps at anyone. She doesnt even know the rules. and yet the school continues to play her and let her teach the students.
This school is the worst school, worse than Shorecrest worse than Indian Rocks, and yes worse than Riveria!
uh, no one cool goes to st. pete christain.
SPGCS=st. pete gay christian school aka St. Petersburg Christian School
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