St. Pirates' Day

What is St. Pirates' Day?


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1. Occurs annually on April 6.

2. Requires two steps:

a. Once must start the day off with a plunder (have to steal something, anything no matter how insignificant).

b. after plunder one must get really drunk off of Rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and sporadically use pirate phrases such as yar, and walk the plank, etc.

On Wednesday April 6, 2005 I celebrated st. Pirates' Day with a handle of Captain Morgan's and by stealing a car.


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