St Skeletor's Day

What is St Skeletor's Day?


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Created by comedian Richard Herring, St Skeletor's Day falls on February 15th (the day after valentine's day) every year as a separate celebration for all the bitter lonely single people who didn't get cards the day before, or on any valentine's day ever.

Adam: Did you get any St Valentines Day cards?

Teela: No, I celebrate St Skeletor's day.

Adam: Did you get any St Skeletor's Day cards?

Teela: ...no.

See lonely, bitter, loveless, miserable


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