What is St. Virts?
Patron Saint of the inept. The epitome of patience and apathy. Circa 1275 - Wertzburg, Germany.
"St. Virts:Hairest of the saints"
"St. Virts: Giver of safey helmets and harnasses"
"St. Virts of the guffaw"
See guffaw, apathy, inept, hairy