St. Virts

What is St. Virts?

Patron Saint of the inept. The epitome of patience and apathy. Circa 1275 - Wertzburg, Germany.

"St. Virts:Hairest of the saints"

"St. Virts: Giver of safey helmets and harnasses"

"St. Virts of the guffaw"

See guffaw, apathy, inept, hairy

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