Stabmonton

What is Stabmonton?


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An affectionate nickname for Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, a city trading places with Winnipeg for Murder Capital of Canada, where approximately 40% of the homicides are caused by stabbings, according to statistics.

Stabmonton mayor Mandel has called for a ban on the sale of "knives large enough to do serious bodily harm" or something similar.

"I'm going to Stabmonton tomorrow, I should bring my Crossbill."

Banning the sale of knives, as with any other weapon, will not stop criminals from getting them and using them. Wake the fuck up.

See edmonton, alberta, canada, stabbing, knife


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