What is Stache?
1.
a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)
Your stache is nothing compared to mine.
2.
1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.
2. Something that needs to stop.
3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.
Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.
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3.
a moustache.
one a dude's face.
4.
1.a pitiful excuse for a mustache
2. a racially-confused individual possessing said mustache and typically clad in a greatly oversized t-shirt, a large chain, and a flat brim hat turned sideways and with the sticket still on it
Dang homie, check out that stache! How's he with so many fly hunnies? He looks like a fool.
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5.
A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.
My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.
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6.
1. a very large pet goldfish who lives with
2. short for mustache
1. Nyahh was attacking Stache when I fed him today
2. Dude that stache is totally 80's bro.
7.
To mess something up in a dirty way.
You sure stached up that project.
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