What is Stache Ride?
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A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in
stache ride s.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent
stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
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