Stache Ride

What is Stache Ride?

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A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.

Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.

See oral sex, anal sex, blow job, fellatio, cunnilingus, rim job, moustache
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