What is Stack Attack?
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When there is nothing to watch on TV, so you get trapped into watching a rerun of Unsolved Mysteries (hosted by the late Robert Stack).
All the cases on that show are decades old. Contrary to the show's title, a majority of the mysteries have actually been solved. Therefore, the only explanation for watching the show is because you have a man-crush on Robert Stack.
DEVO: "You're watching Unsolved Mysteries? But...that little girl was kidnapped in 1986, and they found her bones in 1990. Why are you watching this show in 2008?"
Johnny: "I guess I'm having a Stack attack. Did he just wink at me?"
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2.
n.
1. To bring it, in a really prudish sort of way.
2. Insidious consumption of chocolate and/ or tofu.
Man, is there any left? No. Total stack attack.
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3.
stack attacking is a devastating attack performed by multiple people on a public toilet or someones toilet that everybody hates. the first person takes a shit and wipes but doesnt flush and then more people do the same thing, works best when sports teams stops at places like mcdonalds
after a game
the faggelton football team just stack attacked taco bell
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