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when your penis is one inch or shorter
omg i love to flick around my one-inch-pinch to masturbate
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a pancake that has come back from the grave.
only a shotgun is strong enough to hold the zombie pancakes at bay. That or love.
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Michael Jordan, the baddest dude ever to lace up a pair of sneakers. The only hooper ever to have a title worthy of a king.
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