What is Staff Of Kings?
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A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.
"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"
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Allied Nationalist slang for a foam pool noodle
Pass me that noodlesausage so I can swomp Fritzy
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A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game wi..
