Staff Of Kings

What is Staff Of Kings?

1.

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.

"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"

See wang, bible, funny, blumpkin, blue balls
7

Random Words:

Ownies
1. A nicer less aggressive way of saying 'owned'. ownies (c)2000 fear..
Read more
Bosna
1. A crappy club which exists in the rural parts of sydney. It is fondly called the "chicken shed" Person 1: Bro are we going to..
Read more
Inb4 404
1. a 4chan phrase that means "in threadbefore (b4) it 404's (gets deleted (you get a 404 error message when a thread is deleted))..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free