Staff Of Kings

What is Staff Of Kings?

1.

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.

"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"

See wang, bible, funny, blumpkin, blue balls
7

Random Words:

Peress
1. Press (whether it's good or bad) that Perez HIlton gets from other members of the media! Perez Hilton gets lofs of peress from th..
Read more
Embryo Fairy
1. A night-time fairy, similiar to the tooth fairy, who comes in the middle of the night to remove unwanted embryos and replace them with c..
Read more
Kerbdog
1. A highly underrated rock/metal band formed in Kilkenny in the early 90's featuring: Cormac Battle - Vocals/Guitars ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free