Staff Of Kings

What is Staff Of Kings?


1.

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.

"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"

See wang, bible, funny, blumpkin, blue balls


7

Random Words:

1. like viva cuerpo but using the word merp. Man1 wakes up with hangover: o viva muerpo See merp, murp, alcohol, drink, mirp..
1. The fastest man alive. Broke the sound barrier in 2002 and dodged bullets in 'Nam. Sometimes used in conjunction with "barrier..
1. A fun trick to play on an female during intercourse. The male gets the female to go on her hands and knees and then he comes up behind h..