What is Staff Of Kings?
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A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.
"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"
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Massive Female Breasts
"Did you see Christina in there? damn shes got huge Thunder Cannons!"
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lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours...
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If something unbelieveable happens or is so unexpected and you cant believe your eyes, you can then say 'Mother of GOD!'
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