Staff Of Kings

What is Staff Of Kings?


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A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.

"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"

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