Stage Fright

What is Stage Fright?


1.

Period of time that elapses when two males stand next to each other at a urinal to pee. This extended elapsed time before the piss comes out only occurs because of the presence of the stranger next to you and disappears when the muscles finally relax (or the other person leaves).

I stood at the urinal for 5 minutes because i had stage fright.

2.

The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.

"Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"

3.

Can be used in two terms

1. Happens when two males stand next to each other to urinate, usually they cannot. This is called stage fright

2. Happens usually on first time intercourse but can happen in other times of intercourse...

When the male wants to have intercourse with the female, but his penis does not.

Instead of staying/getting erect, his penis denies him the privilege.

Girl: want to have sex?

Boy: Errr Yeh!!

Boys penis: PENIS SAYS NOOOO

Boy: Your such a dick

Girl: Awww you've got Stage Fright!!

See dick, floppy, flaccid, losing it

4.

An inability to defecate resulting from an excess of chaos in one's environment.

(Shouted through a bathroom door) Would you shut up? You're giving me stage fright!

See poop, shit, toilet, ass

5.

The inability to use public bathroom stalls or urinals because of you feeling very uncomfortable or embarrassed

I hate going to the bathroom in public I always get stage fright

See urinals, bathroom, stalls, urinate, deficate

6.

The act of being sick, vomiting.

Pat's ill, she's just got stage fright all over the bathroom floor.


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