Staggersway

What is Staggersway?


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Adv. when an individual is especially intoxicated, and as a result of said intoxication, encounters a particularly difficult standing or walking experience. The result, which can only be observed by semi-sober particiapants is an apparent staggering (when walking) and swaying (while standing). The issue is due to an imbalance of the internal equilibruim and is potentially detrimental to any opened beers near the affected individual.

Jon Lauffer walked into the living room all staggersway and knocked over two bottles of beer and then demanded that death metal be played on the stereo.

See drunk, fucked-up


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