Staining The Table

What is Staining The Table?


1.

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

See cleveland steamer, poo, scheisse, good times, sex

2.

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

See cleveland steamer, poo, scheisse, good times, sex


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