Stair Surfin

What is Stair Surfin?


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The act of decending a carpeted staircase on your stomach with the aid of a charity bag & or too much alcahol, The bag is to be worn as a poncho with a hole for your head , you then adopt a position simalar to that of a free fall parachutist whilst lying face down at the top of the stairs, gently move yourself forward until stupidity or gravity takes over, steer with your out streched legs & regulate speed with your toes.

I'm too drunk to walk these stairs I,m Stair surfin

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