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When one sitting on a hard surface farts and it preceeds to build up inbetween the cheeks before release, thus giving the feeling of lif..
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What your girlfriend says just before she rips your head off.
Jim: What's wrong, babe?
Sue: Nothing's wrong.
Jim: Oh, ok, t..
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Going number two, dropping a duce.
I gotta go play a hand or two of Indian poker.
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With a bill of any denomination, the barcode on ..