v. 1. To surf down a flight of stairs, usually accomplished with a mattress. 2. The act of being pushed down a flight of stairs by an angry husband, who just so happens to be a pro hockeyplayer. 3. The act of having sex with someone who has been pushed down the stairs. adj. 1. A woman who has been pushed down the stairs by her ex-husband (stairsurfer).
I hear Tom went stairsurfing with Peter's ex last night.
