Stairway

What is Stairway?


1.

short for "stairway to heaven"

the last thing you wanna hear from an amateur when you go into a music instrument shop.

1. dude stop! read the sign: no stairways permitted in this premise

2. that punk only knows four cords, and he is strumming away on his les paul as if doing a stairway

2.

the song that EVERYBODY (n00bs especially)freaking plays when in a guitarcenter etc. trying out a guitar.

*starts stairway chords*

clerk: excuse me sir...*points to sign that says "NO STARWAY TO HEAVEN"

wayne:no stairway... DENIED!

See stairway to heaven, way, heaven, vagina fart

3.

short for Stairway to Heaven, the greatest song in the world. you know Tribute by Tenacious D? that is a tribute to Stairway. its by Led Zeppelin, the greatest band in the world. heres a section from the guitar tab for it:

e|---|

B|---|

G|---|

D|-7-|

A|---|

E|---| ...

its not a very big section i know, its just the first note, but isnt it awesome?

and as we wind on down the road

our shadows taller than our soul

there walks a lady we all know

who shines white light and wants to show

how everything still turns to gold

and if you listen very hard

the tune will come to you at last

when all are one and one is all

to be a rock and not to roll

and shes buying a stairway to heaven

See stairway to heaven, heaven, led, zeppelin, led zeppelin, tribute


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