Stalhman

What is Stalhman?


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A morbidly obese creature that patrols local fast food restaurants looking for scrap foods. Usually a Stalhman smells like total behind and has no hair on its body and loves to seduce young children into becoming his sexual slaves.

Dude, did you see that Stalhman last night in the streets?

Ya he was the fattest creature i have ever seen.

See fat, obese, chili dog, milf, rusty trombone, dirty sanchez, hammerhead


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