Stalker Speed

What is Stalker Speed?

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

See slow, fast, crawling, creeping

Thumbfucking My Phone

1. The hateful practice of text messaging. I mean, I like the girl, but she's always got me thumbfucking my phone. See text, annoyin..

Ice Cream Dispenser

1. To have your ice cream dispensed is to give someone a hot carl while receiving a handjob. That girl is hot. I'd let her dispense m..

G-slam

1. In which a guy(not tested on females) will imitate the action on humping another man in a friendly way. It's a forward thrusting mo..

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