Stalker Speed

What is Stalker Speed?

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

See slow, fast, crawling, creeping

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