Stalker Speed

What is Stalker Speed?

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

See slow, fast, crawling, creeping

Zoltam

1. the act of watching dude wheres my car so much, that you change your name to zoltan. You'll live your whole life as zoltan until yo..

Pedofellatio

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Chocolate Scrunchie

1. anus, butthole, pooper and the like used mainly in the homosexual comunity. "ohh check out the stud in the arseless chaps i'd..

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