What is Stalker Whore?
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A girl, typically in high school, who claims she has a stalker or two, when really she's just confused in the head. Basically, this is the kind of girl who will never get laid but likes to pretend that guys are all over her when they're not. Generally annoying.
Dumbass: "Oh my god, that guy is totally stalking me, teehee!"
Me: "Shut up, Mina, you've never had a boyfriend in your life and you're never going to get laid."
Dumbass: "You're just jealous!"
Me: "I have a boyfriend and I'm not ugly, so no, I'm not jealous. Get your head out of your ass."
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A quick, unannounced, discomforting movement of the bowels.
Good thing I was close to the bathroom, because some unhappiness appeared, ..
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1)Anyone who is Jammy.
2)Anyone who likes to wank.
3)Anyone who likes the taste of schmegma.
4)A Smeghead.
Jammywanks!!!! YEEEEaaahh..
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Having diarrhea from eating Italian food. This is usually caused from Italian restaurants not run by Italians.
Named for Benito Muss..