What is Stalking?
1.
A show of one's devotion.
Some call it stalking. I call it love.
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2.
when no just isn't enough
inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: What did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking
3.
To follow and/or spy on someone you have feelings for. Those feelings need not be of a kind and loving nature. People who
Tim: Why are you hiding in that bush?
John: I'm stalking the girl who lives here!
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4.
Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.
"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."
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5.
How to show that you really love her
When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."
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6.
Photographing people or people's houses without them knowing, then posting the photos on Facebook and tagging them as that friend.
More specifically, one can stalk while in a public setting, like in school or amongst friends, typically by pretending to text on a cameraphone, but actually taking a close-up and often unflattering photo of the person. This is best done with the camera feature on a Blackberry device.
Stalking can also be the practice of driving around (in cases of severe boredom) to various friends houses, awkwardly taking a picture of their house, then posting and tagging the photo on Facebook. This is an effective way of creeping out your friends, killing time, and wasting gas. Nonetheless, it is awesome, and credit should be given to the creator of stalking: Devina Parmar.
1. Devina was really bored in IBBM, so she decided to take out her Blackberry and stalked everyone around her.
2. Whenever I'm with Devina, we always wind up hopping in my car and stalking everyones houses.
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7.
The act of following repeatedly
The act of sitting outside the stalkees' home
I was
stalking Mike today.
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