What is Stalking Your Clock?
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it's when you have problems sleeping and lay there watching your clock so often that it's like a stalker watching their victim.
ron: i've been having so much trouble sleeping.
tif: you been stalking your clock?
ron: worse than a stalker with their victim
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The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory ..
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an animated GIF of a gerbil turning his head and saying O RLY?
funny as hell
Random Dude:You seen the pic of the O RLY gerbil?
Fat Gu..
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(Adj.) To be completely lame, inadequate, skewed, and preposterous.
Pronounced: "Ri-dik-yuh-stoo-pi-fŭkt"
Ex. 1: "My ph..
