What is Stalking Your Clock?
1.
it's when you have problems sleeping and lay there watching your clock so often that it's like a stalker watching their victim.
ron: i've been having so much trouble sleeping.
tif: you been stalking your clock?
ron: worse than a stalker with their victim
See
Random Words:
1.
Waking up one morning after a wild night of excessive boozing in completely unfamiliar surroundings.
*Sigh* "No more gin for me, w..