What is Stalkniscient?
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Being omniscient in a creepy way. Having knowledge of private information (such as meeting locations and events with friends) without having spoken to people involved.
Person 1: Why is creepy dude here? How did he find out about the party?
Person 2: Don't you know, he's stalkniscient
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when browsing a site/search engine, each page presents 2 or more interesting links which are then clicked by the unwitting web surfer.
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The inability to use a mouse correctly.
Ol' john is naturally mouselexic...