What is Stalktard?
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A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.
Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.
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An alternative to the overused phrase "douche bag". It also has the added effect of sounding German.
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The act of having an illicit encounter with a hot coworker in the only private place available in the office building: the stairwell. Us..
