What is Stalkward?
1.
When someone stalks another individual via facebook, myspace, phone conversations, etc. and it gets really awkward to a point because that's all they do when they have nothing better to do, or if they're classes get cancelled, or if they're just really weird. Can also be used to describe people that are really awkward on facebook.
Happy and Ruthie are really stalkward on facebook.
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2.
a combination of the words "
"Oh man, how did he know that I went to Richmond yesterday? I haven't seen him in three months! That is so stalkward."
"This is getting a little stalkward. This is the fourth day in a row that I've bumped into you."
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3.
To awkwardly stalk someone.
"Hey! Isn't that the guy who was siting behind us on the bus yesterday?"
"Ah, stalkward."
or
"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."
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4.
(adj.) an awkward situation caused by running into someone that quite possibly is stalking you
Woah, dude. How did she know that we were going to be here? Wasn't that stalkward?
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