Stalling Edit Meaning

1.

the act of stalling like a car

"shuts off". A person who is slow and lagging; wasting time.

person 1 : Oh my god, quit stalling!

person 2 : Hold on.. (continues trying on different shoes)

person 1 : .....we are so late.

See stall, stalling, slow, sloth, stallin

2.

A stalling is performed in the following sequence...

1. Watch you boss or equivalent assholewalk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).

2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)

3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.

4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.

5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.

6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.

He not know what or WHO hit him.

You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.

Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.

I can't believe that that fuckonly gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.

Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?

See beat down, stall, boss, The Alchemist

3.

When one has nothing to say on the phone and makes stuff up. Usually when neither person wants to hang up and has nothing to say.

Mer: sooo...

Rox: yeah

Mer: totally

Rox: totally tubular

Mer: so tubular its almost cylindrical

Rox: hahaha

Mer: gah i hate stalling

Rox: hahaha me too

See talking, stalling, tubular, cylindrical, roxanne, rox, merlin, mer

4.

The act of masturbating in the stall of the public office restroom during work hours.

I had just finished stalling and was at the sink washing my hands when the boss walked into the restroom. Close call!