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The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists ..
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The joy of paddling a human powered craft, typically identified with the joy of canoeing, kayaking or rafting.
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a mexinugget bastard. It relieves much stress when screamed out loudly in frustration and rage.
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