What is Stamford?
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Stamford is a beautiful city in connecticut, about 25 minutes from New York. Like every town or city it has its rich people, middle class, and poor. However, the most people here are generally well off. There are many nice parts of Stamford, and some bad parts further down. You can pretty much do anything, like shop, go to the movies, hike, and more. Guys and Girls seem to have a more prepped-out style and wear many different brands of clothing like Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, J. Crew, Abercrombie, Hollister, and more. The two main public high schools are Stamford High and Westhill. Both are good public schools and have made top lists. You will find many different types of people here from preppy to skaters.
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Stamford is a nice hard working city
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stamford is a city where the girls tend to be preppy bitches, but pretty hot. and the guys are pretty boys or skater. pretty much everyone here has a lot of money, but there are a couple bad parts of stamford. The public and private schools are good, but stamford high is the bestt.
person- "are you from stamford?"
you- "um. yeah?"
person- "oh..."
you- "How could you tell?"
person- "oh i dont know you just have your collar popped, and you are driving in a bmw. you are rich right?"
you- "WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS ASSUME THAT!"
person- "well...are you?"
you- "....um.. maybe.."
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A very beautiful city located 40 minutes outside of new york. If you have ever been to stamford you most likely went to the stamford mall where you can find a widespread variety of people....guidos, albanians, emos, gangbangers, and illegals. Stamford consists of many different areas which are all worthless. There are many activities in stamford you can do for fun such as go to a "banger" where you can trash some random kids house and loot his/her mom's jewlery. Another thing to do for fun is to fight. You will fight at all times over anything such as a dirty look, someone checks out your "bitch", or even because someone says hello to you the wrong way. The final thing there is to do in stamford is to chill in "the square". In "the square" you will find the most worthless people partaking in activities such as shooting up heroine, smoking blunts, stabbing people, or smoking cigarets. The style in stamford consists of ed hardy, abercrombie, true religion jeans, air force ones, southpole, ecko, or just any clothes you can find at the stamford mall. Also most of the kids have blowouts and with hair gel and spiked up hair. As you can see Stamford is the prime place to live for any guido fuck, albanian shit, gangbanger, or straight up misfit.
Stamford is the best around!
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A boring town full of prude, mainly unattractive girls. Unlike nearby towns such as Hunter and Oneonta, most girls resemble the nearby farm animals as oppose to hot, curvy, sexually-generous females. Parties, for the most part, suck which is to be expected in a town of 2,000 people. In short, living in Stamford, New York is like being on the recieving end of
Mike:"Hey you want to go to Stamford I heard there is a party there."
Jerry:"Nah man I think I will just stay home and rub my nuts with a cheese grater."
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A city full of cocky dudes that work in finance and girls who think they're worth your time. It's overpriced like the rest of CT and should just give up.
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hell ]. This is stamford
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