Stamford, Ct

What is Stamford, Ct?


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I love how people bash Stamford,CT for being a "ghetto" and having lots of diversity. I wonder how Stamford compares to Greenwich when it comes down to kids being raised by nannies because their mothers are to busy getting drunk at Greenwich Country Club. I don't think to much of that goes on in Stamford because unfortunately for us, there is no country club, DARNIT! Yea, our public schools are rough, but we make it through, and we're better people for it. Greenwich HIgh is a joke! The same goes for Darien High, New Canaan High, and all those other surrounding towns who love to "Stamford and Norwalk Bash" because we have some diviersity. Atleast we're not narrow minded rich kids with nothing better to do then sit around, get drunk, and buy some cocaine with our allowance that Dad gave us on Sunday after church.

Stamford,CT Kid #1 "Lets drive down Greenwich Avenue and laugh at all the losers standing outside Starbucks."

Stamford, CT Kid #2 "Sounds like a plan."

See honest, annoyed, funny, rude

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Good ol' Stamford

Need a break from the 99% white towns like new canaan and greenwitch then go chill in downtown stamford. but since the fairly small city with very low crime rate is half urban and half suburban you can always drive to north stamford to see the big houses and forrest that lines the roads. Stamford has a good night life Great resturants and w/ new clubs like the thirsty turtle along with 24 hour diners you never have to go home. We have a decent mall and amazing target. Public schools do suck but we produce some badass baskeball and basketball players. Overall its a great diverse city in fairfield county

Someone gets the crap beat out of them friday night outside the downtown mcdonalds

At the same time the preppy kids are in north stamford getting drunk and the badass ones are hitting mailboxes with their baseball bats that they will also use the next day to hit homeruns

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Stamford is overrated. Yeah, low crime and all, but there's no affordable housing for sale, traffic is horrendous, Metro-North fees keep going up, public school kids are stupid, downtown is a concrete jungle... I do love the beaches - you can sit down on the sand, close your eyes and listen to the Hondurans playing their Spanish music. Almost feels like you're in the Caribbean. Then take a swim, read a book and start the journey home, still smelling the salt air as you cruise down Shippan Avenue. Man, you was wrong. Stamford's the shit! You've got the mall, the library, the new Target and low crime! And diversity! And the library has a Starbucks. I'm sold.

Q: "So, where are you from?"

A: "I'm from Stamford."

Q: "So what's it like living in California?"

A: "No you fucknut. I said Stamford, not University of Beijing at Palo Alto."

Q: "I don't get it."

See Nutmegger

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All of you who think your too good for the people in Stamford dont judge them without looking in the mirror! I mean all you white kids act like your so ghetto listening to your rap, and act like you know what it means! By the way who ever wrote about Stamford folk looking at houses in greenwich and new caanan, NEWS FLASH without your parents money you'd be living in a cardboard box!

Rich People more power to you with your success. Rich Kids of Rich People try to work at least one day in your life!!!

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A half urban, half suburban city in Connecticut. The school systems suck, there's nothing to do, and downtown is a joke. The ghetto kids think they're hardcore and the rich North Stamford kids are uptight kids who wear highwaters. The beaches are infested with dead babies and syringes, and there are no good restaurants. Doesn't compare with Greenwich or New Canaan.

"I'm from Stamford."

"Oh. You must be gay and must suck a lot. Oh wait, I wouldn't know because I've never heard of Stamford considering it's not a real city."

See Anonymous

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The worst fucking shit hole in the world.

I live in Stamford,CT

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stamford is the biggest ghetto in fairfield county. we can't stand it when dumb mexicans and blacks come into greenwich from stamford to bother us. they just know that they are too poor to afford greenwich real estate. half of this town is white, and there are no country clubs in this town. everyone is poor, and there are stabbings and shootings at the public schools almost every week.

Stamford is really ghetto, and everyone their dresses wierd.


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