Stamos Slap

What is Stamos Slap?

Using your penis to slap a girl across the face during the act of oral sex. Inspired by the existence of legendary actor John Stamos.

Q: Dude, what did you do when she said she wouldn't swallow?

A: What could I do? I had to Stamos slap her.

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