What is Stan?
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Based on the central character in the Eminem song of the same name, a "stan" is an overzealous maniacal fan for any celebrity or athlete.
A Typical Kobe Bryant Stan would say something like.
"Kobe Bryant scored 81 points last night. Kobe could beat God himself in a game of 1 on 1 hoops. To hell with Michael Jordan or Wilt Chamberlain, they arent on Kobe's level!"
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an overobsessed fan to the point of following a star around.
It is formed from the words stalker and fan.
Stalker + fan = stan.
I'm trying to watch a Amerie video and all of these Beyonce stans keep saying "Amerie sucks, Beyonce's better."
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A song by Eminem off of The Marshall Mathers LP about a man who loves Eminem and his music to the point of insanity. The fan, whose name is Stan, meets Eminem at a show and then begins to write him letters. The letters get progresivly stranger. After a long time with no responce from Eminem, Stan puts his girlfriend in the trunk of his car and drives to a bridge. Stan tells Eminem all about what and why he is doing this from a tape recorder in his car. Stan then drives the car over the bridge, presumably killing himself and his girlfriend who was pregnant with his kid. The song ends with Eminem writing a letter to Stan right after his death. But Eminem then realizes that the man he has heard about on the news who drove his car over a bridge is the guy who has been writing him letters. In other words if Eminem had wrote the letter a week earlier Stan would have remained alive. Famous because it used the baseline and vocals from Dido's famous song "Thank You". Very powerful song.
" Have you heard in the news they're blaming some crazy guy killing someone because he listened to and was influenced by that song Stan?
"Of course, they always do that"
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy...
Stan is a depressing song.
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A character from SouthPark. He is usually the rational one. Whenever Kenny dies (which is every episode), he says:
Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You Bastards!!
Let's watch South Park, it's the one where Stan, Kyle, and Cartman try to build a ladder to heaven.
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Stan as many people know is a character in Eminem's popular song Stan. Because the character was so obsessive the name can be used as an adjective. You could call somebody a "stan" if you think they are obsessive of someone or something. One good exampe would be in the song Ether by Nas.
You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan - Nas
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Stalker Fan
Girl 1: omg did you see that crazy lindsay lohan stan on ontd?
Girl 2: yes, she was psycho.
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One of the four main characters in Southpark. Stan is supposed to be the average medicore one that in the end of the episode, gives the moral of the thirty minute episode.
Stan is normally the only one of the four who is pressured into situations which spin out of control.
Season 6 Episode 3: Asspen
Tad: Well well well, if it isn't Stan Darsh!
Stan: Oh no. (Stan puts his hand over his face)
Tad: Say Darsh, you don't mind if I take Heather out for
some fondue tonight, do ya?
Stan: Whos Heather?
Heather: Sorry, Stan, it's just that when it comes to
skiing, Tad has all the right moves.
Tad: I just might show her my moves tonight, if you
know what I mean.
Heather: You aren't mad, are you, Stan? I mean, a girl's
gotta look out for her best interests.
Stan: who are you people?! (voice cracks)
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