Stance Edit Meaning

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Stance is a situation that occurs when a person finds themself in an unusual or physically awkward standing position. Stance generally involves placement and/or movement of the legs and feet, although rare sightings have been known to also include hips, arms and even the head. An excellent example of Stance is Straight Leg. To note that someone has Stance, one should approach said Stancer and say "STANCE!" at them. You may also highlight the person's positioning by making vague waving motions with your hands, as if to paint an imaginary picture of their contorted body. This can help to visually define the various areas of Stance, or "break down", in a sense, the individual elements of a Stance.

"Damn girl, why are you stancing me so hard, there's nothing I can do about the neighbor's party. I've already called over there and asked them to quiet the hell down."

"Jeez will you look at the stance on Uncle Bill there, he's been holding that thing for like five minutes!"

"Man it was so funny, I called him out about his so-called girlfriend, and fully expected him to hit me in the face, but he just stanced at me hard for like twenty seconds and walked away."

See straight leg

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Standing at a dance; see, junior high dances where one intends not to dance, but stand around talking to friends over obnoxious music.

Lindsey: Shelby, are you going to the 9th grade dance tonight?

Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade stance tonight.

See dance, slacker, bored, attitude

3.

Snowboard-related word describing the distance between your bindings

Some guy: Dude, you got the widest stance I've ever seen...

Me: Yea, I get more balance on rails and it helps for spinning

See width, distance, bindings

4.

A puppy dog that has a sack and no nuts, he is annoying and poops huge piles.

DUDE, you just let a Stance shit