Stand On The Taps

What is Stand On The Taps?

A really bad shower that is more of a trickle than a proper shower.

Normally this involves a shower head that is over a bath, hence why you have to stand on the taps.

"I'm off to stand on the taps at Jamie's"

See shower, water, crap, wet, soap

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