Standard Deduction

What is Standard Deduction?


1.

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Herofor Lent?

BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.

GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

See lent, abstinence, catholic, seafood, chocolate

2.

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Herofor Lent?

BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.

GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

See lent, abstinence, catholic, seafood, chocolate


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