Standard Wood

What is Standard Wood?

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.

2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"

"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

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1. one who is well spoken when it comes to women, a pimp who makes it look easy, like Marc Ward what up pimp easy, how many chicks you bag..

Zaak Alex

1. Used to explain something thats just plain awesome. "That was so Zaak Alex" See so, alex, zach, allen..

W3ezy

1. the #1 stunna w3ezy is number one! See thug nasty..

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