Standard Wood

What is Standard Wood?

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.

2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"

"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

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Eieio

1. A crude misspelling of the word "farm". Ol' McDonalad had a farm, EIEIO. See farm, mcdonald, nursery, rhyme, old 2. t..

Creditaire

1. A person who utilizes credit to live a lifestyle that would not normally be achieved with their income level. "He ain't no mi..

Dress Day

1. Monthly holiday; The celebration that occurs the first Wednesday of every month in which girls and women of all ages celebrate feminini..

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