Standard Wood

What is Standard Wood?


1.

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.

2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"

"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

See wood, standard, metric, lumber, sex, cock, tree, average, carpentry, ruler


61

Random Words:

1. 1. When someone is doing something which you think is embarrassing or in a funny but not cool way. This is way urban, this will be for ..
1. The act of ejaculation or the ejaculate itself. "She suffered a life explosion to the eye." "TK prepared for his impend..
1. to cross the street not at a cross walk and to do so in a gangster manner sara and jon are j walking jangsters =] See gangster, jon, s..