What is Standard Wood?
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1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.
"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."
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Effeminate male with an obsession with beauty treatments, a person not to be trusted
You just have to look at him to know he can't..
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really bad and disgusting
your shirt, which seems to have a poop stain on it, is very abtinesque...