What is Standard Wood?
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1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.
"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."
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Random Words:
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When you skeet in a girls face.
I yastremskied in her eye and she was not happy.
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1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off
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