Standard Wood

What is Standard Wood?

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.

2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"

"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

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Moking

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Go Half

1. v. to assume 50% of the responsibility for an act and its consequences, the other 50% of same falling on the person with whom the act wa..

Schwanke

1. In some languages means Penis. And also is a dirty magazine in Germany. Did you see the new Schwanke magazine? See dirty, last name, f..

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