What is Standard Wood?
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1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.
"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."
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Random Words:
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A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head
Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.
Guy 2..
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The act of placing your anal deposits on a silver tray and serving it to your partner (normaly while still warm).
That skat bitch loved..
