Standard Wood

What is Standard Wood?

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.

2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"

"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

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Quick-and-dirty

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Crissic

1. A crissic is crisp and clear, much like Richard Simons. Richard Simons is so crissic, yo! See crissic, crisp, clear, richard..

Eh La

1. the act of beckoning your beloved one or exclaiming in a surprised manner, with a confused look of anger on your face man jumps in fr..

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