What is Standard Wood?
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1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.
"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."
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Random Words:
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A more emphatic synonym for "tom-foolery". The type of behavior that results in disruption, annoyance, loss, or destruction.
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To feel sluggish or to have the motivation of a log.
I am often feeling lumbersome on Mondays.
See sluggish, log, sleepy, tired, slow..
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to chill. (ie refrigerate)
Did you zooba rooba those beers like I told you to, fuckwit?..
