Standard Wood

What is Standard Wood?

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.

2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"

"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

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Kevin Coefficient

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Fuvm

1. Fuck you very much Person A: ur not funny. stop trying. Person B: FUVM See diaf, foad, g2h, die, fuckoff..

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

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